Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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