i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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