Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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