I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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