I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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