Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
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Haha. there are some many damn prudes on this site. RIM JOBS FEEL GOOD. Get over yourselves.
You're an asshat.
7:51 does protest too much....hummmm.....
i just threw up in my mouth
rim job: check
felt good: check
kiss afterward: check
still gross: check
BUT IT FEEL SO GOOD!
that is so fucking funny. I've had that happen once ever. I was smashed, she was worse. I just kept pushing her head lower and lower. then I was like holy shit she is really going at it. I didn't like it that much. balls no lower.
ive gotten a rimjob and it doesnt feel good at all. and i dont think people on here can say the girl was doing it wrong b/c a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass
2 girls 1 cup? have fun with SHIT in your mouth!
She belongs to the league of crazy women without inhibitions. There are lots out there, and help keep many of us laid. But the fact that her son called and she came home means she doesn't think about taking care of what she has. You are well rid of her. They are not keepers.
LMFAO @ 4:27
hairy asshole! ;]
314 people, do you prefer jelly or syrup?
1:19 are you fucking Dear Abbey??? This isn't a fucking advice column!
I HATE HOMOPHOBIC MEN....WORTHLESS SCUM.
So you let her do it but wouldn't kiss her? Double standard much?
that is DISGUSTING!
I though guys liked a little tossed salad.
yeah ill lick a guys ass when it turns into a dick
That's fucking sick. Strong imagery.
well said 1:20, well said!
heyhey is this an STL numbaa??
I've licked a girl's ass but no way would I let her do it to me. I'm not even that uptight about it; it's just really fuckin' dangerous back there.
last person i thought would be on here is dr.phil !
7:51...um, how is a GIRL touching you homo?
you're a dumb homophobe.
you are not a gentleman
I would never let someone rim me unless there has been a shower after my last dump.
It's called courtesy.
all u peeps have issues!
you need to hit a girl to stop her from licking u?
Now thats how you get pink eye.
you did a good thing telling her to wash her mouth before kissing her kid. good job!
If your asshole is the cleanest part of your body, there is something seriously lacking in your Hygene ritual!
1:04 -marry me?
Seriously, dude don't you fucking clean up after a shit?? Go buy some baby wipes, they do the job real well! Gross bastard.
Butt hole licking BAD!!!!!!
Wow. Is that you Nic???
(PS...learn to wipe....is it REALLY that hard to properly wipe your ASSES guys?)
hahaha good man, good man
shoulda kissed her and thanked her and then tossed her salad too!
last time i got salladded i farted on her, weirdly enough she got mad at me?!
Damnit this is exactly how you get pinkeye
i'll lick a girls butt but i dont want a girl licking my butt
I'm the one that experienced that and that girl gave the best damn head I have ever experienced. No inhibitions from that girl. Sad I had to let the crazy one go.
ew i'm gonna have nightmares about this!
^ neither are you. Ha.
hahahahah this is nutz someone gimmee a rimmy plz i'm lacking the experience
weird, half the guys on this site will nut in a chicks face and apparantly their eyes, but wont give a smootch after a good salad tossing,. dude cherish her she is a rare find
I had a 43-year-old woman blowing me once and she tried to put a finger in my ass. I must have jumped six feet in the air. Ladies, you gotta warn us before you try something like that. We're just not expecting it.
rusty trombone woulda been better..
...well played.. well played...
fuck that noise man, i have a hairy asshole haha
at least you gave her the head's up :]
I knew a girl who loved ATM but would not rim... don't get it.
eww shower and get deep cleansed first! that is just gross waaay too gross....yuck.
If you like a tongue in your ass youre on the wrong side of the fence man. I think prison is more your style
You didn't return the favor??
She must've been horrible!
i'm with you 251, a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass.
Fuck yes. St louis
Well played sir, well played. Now send her my way.
Why on earth do u call that tossing the salad...? Slang is so weird..
way to stay classy st. louis.
i think you should have kissed her
That is the best description of what I imagine someone tossing my salad would be like
7:51 is in the closet..
LOL 3:05... that weirded me out when I first read it too. I guess I'm a nasty bitch too, I used to lick my man's asshole all the time, then we moved to fingering, then he let me full on strap-on-fuck him. Being the man is fun sometimes.
I just threw up in my mouth. That is disgusting.
You are a fuckinn asshole litteraly what a cunt face you need to lick. Your own ass
Dude, this could have been a good night if you hadn't said anything about her having a kid.
I'd NEVER toss a dude's salad *gag*
HHAHAAH 2:43...love the verbage on salladded. but i think it'd be one l.
and no shit, she got mad? NAWWWW
did this douche not wipe his butt good enough? i'd kiss a lady if she did that to me, it may be the cleanest part of my body.
I imagined this *shudders*
thinking about your dog during that? sick fuck!
yes yes yes.....YES!!!! 1:20 you took the words right out of my mouth AWESOME!!!!