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  • 84 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:08am

    yeah ill lick a guys ass when it turns into a dick

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:34pm

    Seriously, 7:51. You're an asshat.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:40pm

    that is DISGUSTING!

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:56pm

    So you let her do it but wouldn't kiss her? Double standard much?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    heyhey is this an STL numbaa?? Naw wayy

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:19pm

    I've licked a girl's ass but no way would I let her do it to me. I'm not even that uptight about it; it's just really fuckin' dangerous back there.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:43pm

    That's fucking sick. Strong imagery.

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:20pm

    1:19 are you fucking Dear Abbey??? This isn't a fucking advice column!

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:58am

    Seriously 12:08! I'd NEVER toss a dude's salad *gag*

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:35pm

    7:51 does protest too much....hummmm.....

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:37pm

    Butt hole licking BAD!!!!!!

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:58pm

    that is so fucking funny. I've had that happen once ever. I was smashed, she was worse. I just kept pushing her head lower and lower. then I was like holy shit she is really going at it. I didn't like it that much. balls no lower.

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:30pm

    i just threw up in my mouth

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:14pm

    If your asshole is the cleanest part of your body, there is something seriously lacking in your Hygene ritual!

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:45am

    If you like a tongue in your ass youre on the wrong side of the fence man. I think prison is more your style

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:53pm

    Now thats how you get pink eye.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:14pm

    LMFAO @ 4:27 hairy asshole! ;]

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:43pm

    last time i got salladded i farted on her, weirdly enough she got mad at me?!

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    ive gotten a rimjob and it doesnt feel good at all. and i dont think people on here can say the girl was doing it wrong b/c a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass

  • 71 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:31pm

    I had a 43-year-old woman blowing me once and she tried to put a finger in my ass. I must have jumped six feet in the air. Ladies, you gotta warn us before you try something like that. We're just not expecting it.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:04pm

    I HATE HOMOPHOBIC MEN....WORTHLESS SCUM.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:59am

    Damnit this is exactly how you get pinkeye

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:11pm

    shoulda kissed her and thanked her and then tossed her salad too!

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:58pm

    Wow. Is that you Nic???

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:04pm

    1:04 -marry me? Seriously, dude don't you fucking clean up after a shit?? Go buy some baby wipes, they do the job real well! Gross bastard.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:56pm

    you need to hit a girl to stop her from licking u?

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:20pm

    Haha. there are some many damn prudes on this site. RIM JOBS FEEL GOOD. Get over yourselves.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by MizSmileyFace on May 20, 11 at 3:01am

    Why on earth do u call that tossing the salad...? Slang is so weird..

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:27pm

    fuck that noise man, i have a hairy asshole haha

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 4:40pm

    Fuck yes. St louis

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:33pm

    7:51...um, how is a GIRL touching you homo? you're a dumb homophobe. chill, rager.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26pm

    I though guys liked a little tossed salad.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:19pm

    She belongs to the league of crazy women without inhibitions. There are lots out there, and help keep many of us laid. But the fact that her son called and she came home means she doesn't think about taking care of what she has. You are well rid of her. They are not keepers.

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:14pm

    314 people, do you prefer jelly or syrup?

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:01pm

    rim job: check felt good: check kiss afterward: check still gross: check BUT IT FEEL SO GOOD!

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26pm

    last person i thought would be on here is dr.phil !

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:31am

    so. bad. (PS...learn to wipe....is it REALLY that hard to properly wipe your ASSES guys?)

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:45pm

    LOL 3:05... that weirded me out when I first read it too. I guess I'm a nasty bitch too, I used to lick my man's asshole all the time, then we moved to fingering, then he let me full on strap-on-fuck him. Being the man is fun sometimes.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:34am

    at least you gave her the head's up :]

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:12am

    That is the best description of what I imagine someone tossing my salad would be like

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:40am

    hahahahah this is nutz someone gimmee a rimmy plz i'm lacking the experience

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:11am

    i think you should have kissed her

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:28pm

    well said 1:20, well said!

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:14pm

    all u peeps have issues!

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:33pm

    i'll lick a girls butt but i dont want a girl licking my butt

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:50pm

    you are not a gentleman

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15pm

    ...well played.. well played...

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:45am

    I just threw up in my mouth. That is disgusting.

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:35pm

    ^ neither are you. Ha.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51pm

    2 girls 1 cup? have fun with SHIT in your mouth!

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:04pm

    did this douche not wipe his butt good enough? i'd kiss a lady if she did that to me, it may be the cleanest part of my body.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:09pm

    I would never let someone rim me unless there has been a shower after my last dump. It's called courtesy.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:57pm

    Well played sir, well played. Now send her my way.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:35pm

    7:51 is in the closet..

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:03pm

    rusty trombone woulda been better..

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17pm

    you did a good thing telling her to wash her mouth before kissing her kid. good job!

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    weird, half the guys on this site will nut in a chicks face and apparantly their eyes, but wont give a smootch after a good salad tossing,. dude cherish her she is a rare find

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:05am

    thinking about your dog during that? sick fuck!

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:11pm

    You didn't return the favor?? She must've been horrible!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:29am

    I'm the one that experienced that and that girl gave the best damn head I have ever experienced. No inhibitions from that girl. Sad I had to let the crazy one go.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:01pm

    eww shower and get deep cleansed first! that is just gross waaay too gross....yuck.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm

    I knew a girl who loved ATM but would not rim... don't get it.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:15pm

    yes yes yes.....YES!!!! 1:20 you took the words right out of my mouth AWESOME!!!!

  • 45 56
    Submitted by triplexhere on Mar 30, 11 at 1:06am

    I imagined this *shudders*

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:20am

    hahaha good man, good man

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:51pm

    ew i'm gonna have nightmares about this!

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:49pm

    i'm with you 251, a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by pandruz17 on Nov 28, 10 at 12:53am

    Douche.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:53pm

    way to stay classy st. louis.

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:33pm

    You are a fuckinn asshole litteraly what a cunt face you need to lick. Your own ass

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:30pm

    Dude, this could have been a good night if you hadn't said anything about her having a kid.

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:02am

    HHAHAAH 2:43...love the verbage on salladded. but i think it'd be one l. and no shit, she got mad? NAWWWW