Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
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Haha. there are some many damn prudes on this site. RIM JOBS FEEL GOOD. Get over yourselves.
You're an asshat.
rim job: check
felt good: check
kiss afterward: check
still gross: check
BUT IT FEEL SO GOOD!
7:51 does protest too much....hummmm.....
She belongs to the league of crazy women without inhibitions. There are lots out there, and help keep many of us laid. But the fact that her son called and she came home means she doesn't think about taking care of what she has. You are well rid of her. They are not keepers.
2 girls 1 cup? have fun with SHIT in your mouth!
I've licked a girl's ass but no way would I let her do it to me. I'm not even that uptight about it; it's just really fuckin' dangerous back there.
1:19 are you fucking Dear Abbey??? This isn't a fucking advice column!
ive gotten a rimjob and it doesnt feel good at all. and i dont think people on here can say the girl was doing it wrong b/c a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass
that is DISGUSTING!
last person i thought would be on here is dr.phil !
that is so fucking funny. I've had that happen once ever. I was smashed, she was worse. I just kept pushing her head lower and lower. then I was like holy shit she is really going at it. I didn't like it that much. balls no lower.
LMFAO @ 4:27
hairy asshole! ;]
314 people, do you prefer jelly or syrup?
i just threw up in my mouth
So you let her do it but wouldn't kiss her? Double standard much?
I though guys liked a little tossed salad.
heyhey is this an STL numbaa??
Now thats how you get pink eye.
That's fucking sick. Strong imagery.
yeah ill lick a guys ass when it turns into a dick
I would never let someone rim me unless there has been a shower after my last dump.
It's called courtesy.
well said 1:20, well said!
I HATE HOMOPHOBIC MEN....WORTHLESS SCUM.
Damnit this is exactly how you get pinkeye
7:51...um, how is a GIRL touching you homo?
you're a dumb homophobe.
you are not a gentleman
you did a good thing telling her to wash her mouth before kissing her kid. good job!
If your asshole is the cleanest part of your body, there is something seriously lacking in your Hygene ritual!
you need to hit a girl to stop her from licking u?
hahaha good man, good man
1:04 -marry me?
Seriously, dude don't you fucking clean up after a shit?? Go buy some baby wipes, they do the job real well! Gross bastard.
last time i got salladded i farted on her, weirdly enough she got mad at me?!
all u peeps have issues!
Butt hole licking BAD!!!!!!
Wow. Is that you Nic???
shoulda kissed her and thanked her and then tossed her salad too!
(PS...learn to wipe....is it REALLY that hard to properly wipe your ASSES guys?)
ew i'm gonna have nightmares about this!
weird, half the guys on this site will nut in a chicks face and apparantly their eyes, but wont give a smootch after a good salad tossing,. dude cherish her she is a rare find
^ neither are you. Ha.
I'm the one that experienced that and that girl gave the best damn head I have ever experienced. No inhibitions from that girl. Sad I had to let the crazy one go.
...well played.. well played...
hahahahah this is nutz someone gimmee a rimmy plz i'm lacking the experience
eww shower and get deep cleansed first! that is just gross waaay too gross....yuck.
at least you gave her the head's up :]
i'll lick a girls butt but i dont want a girl licking my butt
rusty trombone woulda been better..
I had a 43-year-old woman blowing me once and she tried to put a finger in my ass. I must have jumped six feet in the air. Ladies, you gotta warn us before you try something like that. We're just not expecting it.
I knew a girl who loved ATM but would not rim... don't get it.
Why on earth do u call that tossing the salad...? Slang is so weird..
You didn't return the favor??
She must've been horrible!
i'm with you 251, a tongue in your ass is a tongue in your ass.
You are a fuckinn asshole litteraly what a cunt face you need to lick. Your own ass
way to stay classy st. louis.
fuck that noise man, i have a hairy asshole haha
Fuck yes. St louis
If you like a tongue in your ass youre on the wrong side of the fence man. I think prison is more your style
Well played sir, well played. Now send her my way.
That is the best description of what I imagine someone tossing my salad would be like
i think you should have kissed her
Dude, this could have been a good night if you hadn't said anything about her having a kid.
7:51 is in the closet..
I just threw up in my mouth. That is disgusting.
HHAHAAH 2:43...love the verbage on salladded. but i think it'd be one l.
and no shit, she got mad? NAWWWW
I imagined this *shudders*
I'd NEVER toss a dude's salad *gag*
LOL 3:05... that weirded me out when I first read it too. I guess I'm a nasty bitch too, I used to lick my man's asshole all the time, then we moved to fingering, then he let me full on strap-on-fuck him. Being the man is fun sometimes.
did this douche not wipe his butt good enough? i'd kiss a lady if she did that to me, it may be the cleanest part of my body.
thinking about your dog during that? sick fuck!
yes yes yes.....YES!!!! 1:20 you took the words right out of my mouth AWESOME!!!!