dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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