If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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