Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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