I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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