Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Shame is for Republicans.
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