Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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