Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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