Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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