Non-Jews are for practice
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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