just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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