tell your sister to shave her snatch
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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