Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you would pick up someone in the library
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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