im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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