R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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