Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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