its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
It's shark week go big or go home
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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