my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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