I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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