so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
