"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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