There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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