Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
