She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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