He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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