South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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