I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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