I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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