Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
id be glad to
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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