I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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