It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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