she looked like the bat from fern gully.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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