that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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