I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
