It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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