Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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