Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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