Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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