It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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