I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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