Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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