I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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