Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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