I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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