I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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