People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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