Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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