That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
