I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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