i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
The feeling are messing with the penis
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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