evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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