Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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