yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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